my ♥ and everything in it

wow i haven’t updated in a hella long time (as usual).

but THIS time i refuse.
i REFUSE to type up a kazillion words in a kazillion clever phrases cleverly structured in a kazillion paragraphs.
i REFUSE to type up so much that it takes up the entire page.

spark notes version! so recently my life has been awethome. i talk in a lithp thometimeth. i love college. i use hella norcal words hella lot (incorrect usage), but there’s NOcal like SOcal. i have WAYYY more girl friends (female friends; i don’t flow that way and i never will.) than i used to. no joke. it’s like a huge ass costco for estrogen up in here. and it’s whacking up a lot of things. gnome sayin? i’m still friends with those walnut kiddies but i mean, i don’t hang out with them 24/7.  i think i’m a hall hugger. lolx. fashion sense is still pretty the same. music… still the same… etc.

but let’s get to the juicy part already. the part that’s meant for blogs and ranting. oh and the trash.

BOYS.

if i had any i would update you. i’m not as lucky as ms. sophia lu who happens to have major game, ms. sophia yoo for getting lucky with cute guys and turning them down,  and ms. christina pham for just being cute and quirky. i must be socially retarded or something lolx because i just do not get boys period. i mean you’d think that i’d have the upperhand since most of my friends are guys, but boy, and i mean it – BOY – are you wrong. i mean i can give advice to another girl but can’t even give advice to myself. it’s ridonkulous. and when i ask my guy friends for advice, sometimes they don’t know. sometimes they say flirt to death. sometimes they say that he’s just a fag anyways. sometimes they say that i should play like a playa so you don’t get fucked like a bitch. sometimes they say that no girl should play the game because we be tricky as beezys (not it!). but i love them alll the same. alll the time.

that’s it for the juicy shiet. time for the high and dry.

school is whatevers. bio is fine. dorms are fine. chem’s a bitch but the tas/tutors are fine. school is fine in general. i guess i just love college.

NUFF SAID. GNITE.