on AIM (gasp, right?)
i had found out that he told my friend (shaan) who told my cousin (ismael) that i drunk dialed him one day, even though i wasn’t even drunk period. when i confronted him about it, this was his away message to try to clear things up.
“JESSEL DOES NOT DRUNK DIAL”
when i complained about it today,
C: woudl you rather me put “JESSEL DRUNK TEXTS LIKE A BEAAASTTT”
and just after i tried to defend myself once again,
<3: FOR THE LAST TIME
<3: EEEEEEE
<3: EEEEEE
<3: EEEE
C: FFFFFF?
<3: and g for thegangsta.
C: h for
C: uh
C: homies?
<3: i for idiot.
C: j for just kidding?
<3: k for know you were gonna say that.
C: l for like duh obviously
<3: m for major idiot
C: n is for no
<3: o is oh yeah you are
C: p is for
C: poop
<3: q is for quit with the lame comebacks
C: this sint fair you get al lthe good letters
<3: you had r, retard.
<3: MOOHAHAHAHA
C: -___-
C: whatever
<3: s for shieeet i’m good.
C: T IS FOR TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
C: OHHHH
C: GRAVY TRAIN
<3: u for undoubtedly the biggest fool here.
<3: v for VICTORY
<3: W FOR WINNN
C: whatever
C: the alfabet is for suckers nayways
he went on away in the middle of our convo yesterday to go game.
<3: THANKS FOR DITCHINGM ME FOR VIDEO GAMES YESTERDAY
C: WUT
C: GEEZ YOU ATTENTION WHORE
C: WON’T LET A GANGSTA LIKE ME PLAY MAH DOTAS
… FF
C: what you know about that fooo
C: OH HAILLZZZ YEA LESHRAC THE DESTROYYAAAAA
C: WHERE YO CURLEH MUSTOUCHE AT
whilst messing with those aim smilies and my new weemee,
C: dude i never even really used the aim smileys
<3: why
<3: too manly enough
C: well yea
C: like duh obviously
<3: maybe you should keep telling yourself that
<3: then it’ll come tru
<3: elolx
C: it did come true fooooo
<3: negatory
<3: you don’t have to lie
<3: many boys have that dream
<3: that one day
<3: they’ll become the man they thought they already were but weren’t
C: well
C: many girls have a dream of GROWING UP AND NOW PLAYING WITH VIRTUAL DOLLS
C: but obviosuyl it hasn’t happened ofr you
<3: i don’t play with virtual dolls wtf
C: err herr
C: “she already has sunglassessssss!!!”
<3: like meeee
<3:
C: point proven
<3: hey
<3: i don’t game with “LESHRAC THE DESTROYAAAAAA”
<3: you play with virtual dolls too
<3: and make them move and do shiet
C: YOU MEAN 96 DIFFERENT HEROES?
C: EACH WITH UNIQUE SKILLS
C: AND POWERFUL ITEMS TO CONQUER ONE’S FOES????????
<3: point proven.
BETCH, PLEASE.
so these two copies of a picture taken at dormal (oh, the memories) have been rotting in my wallet since… idk, april? usually, everytime i get poses, i always give one copy to my mom, one copy to my dad, and one for myself. when my mom picked me up from my apartment, i decided that it was the perfect time to give her a copy.
this is how the conversation went:
<3: here mom!
M: what’s this?…
<3: a copy of the picture i took from dormal.
M: is this your boyfriend?
<3: MOM I DON’T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. BOYS DON’T LIKE ME.
M: are you sure?
<3: mom, this one could potentially be gay.
M: oh, that’s good. because every time you have a partner to a dance, the next thing you know, you have a boyfriend.
i loff my mahder 
